Two Fail Moments Today

Happened while I was ordering dinner!

Scene 1:
Waitress 1: Anything else Sir? Serve ko na lang po sa inyo food n’yo, upo muna kayo.
Me: Ah miss take out ah. Sige, serve mo na lang.
Waitress 1: (to a fellow waitress) Haha, serve na take out daw si Sir oh!!
Me: Ay!

Scene 2:
Me: Ate ‘yong rice ng meal ko, pwedeng garlic rice?
Waitress 2: Yes Sir may garlic rice kami.
Me: No I mean, ‘yong akin, pwede ko ba i-upgrade from plain to garlic rice?
Waitress 2: Oo nga, Sir ‘yong rice ng meal n’yo ay fried rice na. Silog po order n’yo ‘di ba?
Me: Ay oo nga! Silog! Sinangag! Hahaha!

*facepalm* and *headdesk* moments. So precious. Not. Hahaha.

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