More Nerdy Pick-up Lines

You are an acid and I am like litmus blue. Everytime I meet you I turn bright red.

You’re so attractive, I cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.

My love for you is as strong as a covalent lattice.

Let’s get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.

If only you and I could form a redox cell, the potential between us would be mighty high.

You make me hotter than sodium hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.

Why the electronegativity?

You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.

I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!

Our chemical reactions give way to interesting products.

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together!

My favorite element is uranium, because I love U!

My name? Bond. Covalent Bond!

I’m a conjugate acid, you’re a conjugate base. Let’s hook up and create conjugate pairs.

Hey there girl, it appears to me that you are one of the major sources that increases the entropy of the universe. You see, you are hot and the heat you are releasing is making our universe more disordered.

Do you wanna join functional groups with me, and let me release a water molecule?

Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

Are you uranium? ‘Coz you’re the bomb.

Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!

My favorite mechanism is backside attack. And you?

Let me show you my schlenk line.

Your lab or mine?

What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?

I feel a bond between us!

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

Baby are you an electron because you charge me up!

Honey, were like a galvanic cell, there’s obviously electricty flowing between us.

You know, I’ve got one hell of a mass-charge ratio.

I have recently discovered a very rare element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.

Mind helping me with my experiment?

My favorite attractive force is van del Waals force. Can you feel it? I’ll sit closer if you can’t.

I’d really like to titrate with you.


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